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Let's introduce: The top of the top, the man with priority from the left, rights and up... ME!
I was living in the routine of routines, work, work and no play; A repetition of repeating..
I was gone for a while, because I had to undergo a tough transformation..
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I had become an entrepeneur, one with good ideas and even better plans..
But I simply didn't see it coming.. Had cucumber covering my eyes or something..
I worked my butt off day in day out. (Kept 'B' pressed as it should)
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But fortunately I could make a wish which not only saved myself, but also you..
But even with a funny hat I was still human and wanted more and more..
What I wished for? That kind of funny hat which only the upper endboss may wear..
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But even the ultimate power wasn't enough for this guy..
After some more Waku I succeeded.. Became super slowthen level one(ting).
Until I realised what was wrong.. Too much Wakka and too little Waku..
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But fighting is naturally tiring.. Fast to the dealer for an occasion..
Soon I noticed I wanted to go fast..
Faster than I could handle..
The test ride was a whole different story. I could fill a whole movie with it.
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So take a break at the Karaoke bar..
Always sing 'Hava nagila' of the Jews.
Went to find things that could still surprise me, but found..
They used to call me a singing bass..
But these days 'singing boss'..
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I stayed a while in Japanese spheres where I discovered strange things..
Like that Tempura (Japanese fried fish for the elites) was the earwax of the gods..
I went to visit Kubertus, but I still owed him 3,50..
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Tokyo no Olanda taishi kan e denwa shite kudasai? Tsuuyaku hoshii des!
Always handy when your hair speaks the language.. And fried it's heavenly in, you guessed it, Tempura!
VER-STAN-DU o nakushi mashita!
But anyhow, that language course was worth its money..
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No, I'm not a big fan of the NL A(no)niemous scene, copying is for bitches, Bitches!
No they suck so hard I can feel them here.. Let's go back to the dope shit, where's koohii?
Ofcourse a big fan of myself.. Especially when I SLAMMU ONNU BEAKI!
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I learnt what 'Japanese warmth' is.. Absolutely blissful and that in Oranda éh?
You really don't have to give me a statue. I'll make one myself.
I hear you thinking:'How does he get that enormous tanooki ballsack dry?' Well..
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